Public Enemy No. 1

Posted on January 15, 2010

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WANTED FOR THEFT OF STEAK FROM UNDER CONSUMERS NOSE

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Perpetrator is charged with: trespassing; unlawful entry; theft and possession with intent to redistribute.

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At about 6:45pm, the perpetrator saw the briefest of chances, made a daring leap onto a dining chair, snatching his loot, with mere seconds to spare before retreating. The discovery of the robbery left the extremely hungry steak owner dismayed.

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Don’t be fooled by the cute exterior. Beneath it beats the heart of a despicable villain.

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